The three tests undergone by every board that leaves our shop, demonstrated by an attractive female.
She has her own room in our facility, she gets paid to lick and bounce on boards all day. Pretty dope job. If any females are interested, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
We have always loved the concept of a FratBoards team of exceptionally fratty shredders. If you want to be a part of this revolutionary group of fratstars, and you can chug 3 bears in under a minute, then hit us up via email: email@example.com. Perks include fratboards, ladies, alcohol...
Here is the video introducing the team, more video's to come.
Well, school is out which means that we will have a lot more to do what we do best: rage, and develop fratboards. Given that we have been drinking every day since school got out a few weeks ago, it probably time to work on the latter. So, what to do.
We are lookin forward to shooting some videos and finishing off the R&D on a few more board models. If you guys have any ideas for videos we are all ears, send em to firstname.lastname@example.org. Stay fratty, world.
Engraving a FratBoard for the first time is like sending your first-born son to the tattoo parlor all by himself. Will he ever be the same?
We weren't sure what to expect from Carr's Trophies & Engraving, but I'm happy to say that they do some damn fine work over there. A little wood stain later, and we had one of the nicest looking FratBoard graphics to date.
Check these out, and think about getting your next FratBoard engraved. It'll look sick.
Just woke up today, feeling fresh. Had 3 bowls of FRATLOOOOPS, still not even buzzed. Im living in the frat this summer, so my other boys are sleeping off a long night, but not me. Im at that perfect BAC of working high power machinery to start cranking out some fresh new FratBoards. If I manage to chop off an arm today and bleed to death underneath a router table, I would like my gravestone to read: Fratted Hard (1990-2011). TFTC.
Guess what? Frat Life is back, and he has a FratBoard. Check out his new video, and enjoy it. (We're not responsible for any harm caused to grandmas) We like it, so give this video some love -- it's dope.
In other news, FratBoards is now a fullblown legal entity! We have all kinds of official documents and staff meetings now, and all we wear are suits. Our retainer of lawyers is working on our extensive bylaws, and we're beginning Phase II of our master plan. Expect to see fratboards in your local governments this time next week.
In truth, we can't wait to see the response to this new video. We've gone official at just the right moment, and our ensuing trademark/patent ought to keep you intellectual property thieves at bay. You hear that, Fr@tBoardz? Get outta town.
More beautiful FratBoard models are coming soon, too. Get ready.
Ready for updates, everybody? The FratBoard you thought you knew has a new, angular brother ready to tear up the streets. Check back in to the site to see the new shape go live, and take a gander at the new FratBoard picture album featuring our lovely product in the hands of some lovely ladies.
Find those at www.facebook.com/fratboards
If you're done with all that, get yourself ready for a brand new video featuring FratBoards. We think it's awesome; watch it, enjoy it, and tell us what you think. Stay tuned to our facebook and blog to get that news as soon as it happens.
If you're like me, you know that new shapes are nothing but trouble. Rhombuses? Isosceles? Leave me alone, you goddamn shapes!
But listen to this, ladies and gentlemen: sometimes old shapes get old. That said, FratBoards is getting ready to unveil a NEW SHAPE -- one that's only gonna pique your interest to new, exciting levels. We hired all the best algorithmical men to draft our new template, and after 6 years of tireless effort, we've got something good. Stay tuned, everybody.
We plan to be working with Jimmy Tatro in the near future. Here is the video that made him famous. He's actually not much like this in person. His voice is this deep.
Since the beginning of FratBoards, we have had an odd relationship with Facebook. To put it simply: they wont leave us alone. First off, they jacked our initials. And if they went a bit more neon-blueish, they would have jacked our color scheme as well. It is clear that Mark Zuckerberg saw the brilliance of FratBoards, and was trying to ride the wake of cash that would inevitable ensue their release to the world. It is unclear wether the popularity of Facebook is purely a result of FratBoards success, or wether it too has its own merits.
Instead of being angry, we have decided to take a more pro-active approach: send a letter to Mark Suckerberg challenging him to a game of beer pong. In order to persuade him, we have started adopting some of his so called "Face Book" as we think it is only fair, given his means of transportation.
It took a while for me to find that picture. But anyways. We now have a storefront integrated with Facebook. (Thanks to a startup called payvment). Let us know what you think of it. You get a discount for "liking" the Facebook Page. Check it out at facebook.com/fratboards.