Frat Boards Bottle Opener

Hello Bros and Girls,
We spent a while thinking about the best way to integrate a bottle opener in a frat board. We thought about those Reef sandals with bottle openers on the bottom, even just screwing on a wall mount bottle opener. However, one day, we had a stroke of genius. Instead of screwing on some separate metal piece, why not just utilize the truck itself. After having a few mishaps involving the concept of leverage, we resolved to simply incorporate the bottle opener into the riser.  We spent a solid hour chiseling away with a hunting knife, to perfect the design.

After many prototypes: it doesnt get in the way, and you just stick the bottle in, and pull it out, and it somehow just de-capitates itself.  Heres a picture of how it works, even Willis approves.