We’re legal!
Guess what? Frat Life is back, and he has a FratBoard. Check out his new video, and enjoy it. (We’re not responsible for any harm caused to grandmas) We like it, so give this video some love — it’s dope.
In other news, FratBoards is now a fullblown legal entity! We have all kinds of official documents and staff meetings now, and all we wear are suits. Our retainer of lawyers is working on our extensive bylaws, and we’re beginning Phase II of our master plan. Expect to see fratboards in your local governments this time next week.
In truth, we can’t wait to see the response to this new video. We’ve gone official at just the right moment, and our ensuing trademark/patent ought to keep you intellectual property thieves at bay. You hear that, Fr@tBoardz? Get outta town.
More beautiful FratBoard models are coming soon, too. Get ready.