Just woke up today, feeling fresh. Had 3 bowls of FRATLOOOOPS, still not even buzzed. Im living in the frat this summer, so my other boys are sleeping off a long night, but not me. Im at that perfect BAC of working high power machinery to start cranking out some fresh new FratBoards. If I manage to chop off an arm today and bleed to death underneath a router table, I would like my gravestone to read: Fratted Hard (1990-2011). TFTC.