Just woke up today, feeling fresh. Had 3 bowls of FRATLOOOOPS, still not even buzzed. Im living in the frat this summer, so my other boys are sleeping off a long night, but not me. Im at that perfect BAC of working high power machinery to start cranking out some fresh new FratBoards. If I manage to chop off an arm today and bleed to death underneath a router table, I would like my gravestone to read: Fratted Hard (1990-2011). TFTC.
Guess what? Frat Life is back, and he has a FratBoard. Check out his new video, and enjoy it. (We're not responsible for any harm caused to grandmas) We like it, so give this video some love -- it's dope.
In other news, FratBoards is now a fullblown legal entity! We have all kinds of official documents and staff meetings now, and all we wear are suits. Our retainer of lawyers is working on our extensive bylaws, and we're beginning Phase II of our master plan. Expect to see fratboards in your local governments this time next week.
In truth, we can't wait to see the response to this new video. We've gone official at just the right moment, and our ensuing trademark/patent ought to keep you intellectual property thieves at bay. You hear that, Fr@tBoardz? Get outta town.
More beautiful FratBoard models are coming soon, too. Get ready.
Ready for updates, everybody? The FratBoard you thought you knew has a new, angular brother ready to tear up the streets. Check back in to the site to see the new shape go live, and take a gander at the new FratBoard picture album featuring our lovely product in the hands of some lovely ladies.
Find those at www.facebook.com/fratboards
If you're done with all that, get yourself ready for a brand new video featuring FratBoards. We think it's awesome; watch it, enjoy it, and tell us what you think. Stay tuned to our facebook and blog to get that news as soon as it happens.
If you're like me, you know that new shapes are nothing but trouble. Rhombuses? Isosceles? Leave me alone, you goddamn shapes!
But listen to this, ladies and gentlemen: sometimes old shapes get old. That said, FratBoards is getting ready to unveil a NEW SHAPE -- one that's only gonna pique your interest to new, exciting levels. We hired all the best algorithmical men to draft our new template, and after 6 years of tireless effort, we've got something good. Stay tuned, everybody.
We plan to be working with Jimmy Tatro in the near future. Here is the video that made him famous. He's actually not much like this in person. His voice is this deep.